Dave: Did you know that People raised their price for this issue?
A: Well, i'm so going to buy it anyway!
D: they need a few extra $$$ to pay for the pictures
A: Everyone is going to buy it
A: We want to see what the most beautiful child on earth looks like!
D: Conor is in People!!!??
A: he is!
A: Angelina wants to adopt him!
D: can she adopt us too? A package deal?
D: then we can all snuggle with her in the morning