On Friday, at daycare, Conor's teachers told us that they lined up the children, who still range in their skills, to go potty.
Conor was the last one in line. He sat a little longer than the others and pooped. Still being very, very proud of himself, he hopped off and announced to his classmates:
"That's how you do it, Warren*!"
*Name changed to protect the poopless.