So here's the scoop:
While our friends were living with us this spring, we were introduced to a new brand of toilet paper: Scott Tissue. Yes, I am fully aware the Scott is not a new brand of toilet paper, but it was new to us, "Must see TP", as it were. At the time, we roundly mocked our friends because Scott Toilet paper is merely one step up from sand paper. That stuff is not cushy; it is not soft; one does not mistake Scott Tissue for anything comforting and pleasant.
But it lasts.
It lasts a long, long, loooooong time. Or maybe it just feels that way.
Ok, so maybe I'm exaggerating. It doesn't really scratch. And it is more pleasant than having kittens lick the bottom of one's foot. But it ain't ever gonna be mistaken for cushy.
Charmin is cushy. Charmin feels really, really nice. But I can go through a Charmin roll in about 2-3 days.
So the question around our house is: economy or cush on your tush.