(((Brrrringgg. Brrrrring)))
"Hello?"
"Anita? This is your neighbor, C***."
"Hey! How are you doing?!"
"Fine. I just thought you'd want to know that Patches is running around in your backyard with something that looks like shorts."
Pause.
"Are you sure it's shorts and not underwear?"
"I'm just saying it looks like shorts."
"Thanks!"
1 comment:
(chortle)
Because of course if it had been *underwear*, well, that would have been a whole different story!
Carroll
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