I have had a potty mouth. Certainly, in Conor's early years that didn't change. He did not mimic my bad words. The twins, however, are more open to saying everything. So I've had to develop different ways of saying things. And poopyhead, while quite naughty for children, has become part of what I say. Truly better than the alternatives.
But "Fudge Monkeys" came at me from out of the blue and it's my favorite phrase when really bad things happen. What I love about it this faux curse is that it just pops out when I'm upset. I have to think about "Cheese and rice" or "Shut the front door!" This one is natural for me. I have turned Fudge Monkeys into a very naughty phrase. And yes, the idea of Fudge Monkeys flying at me from out of the blue is wonderful. Very Wicked Witch of the South.
And it's an appropriate one considering yesterday's "Oh, Poop."
So, um, yeah! Bridget's got the same thing she had last year. It's a horrible cough with oxygen numbers trending down. We had some 89 to 91 readings last night, but got up and did a saline treatment and got them back up to 93. We gave her a double dose of steroids this morning (and sent her to daycare!! GOOD LUCK WITH THE MONSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS BRIDGET). She needs to be active to get her lungs active and I need to work and the TV does not provide as much activity as playing in the classroom. The teachers are all on board and know everything and have their own pulse ox. I fully expect her to come home after lunch.
Our goal is to stay ahead of this downward spiral and keep her out of the hospital. I don't think it's going to work. This is a shit ass cough. (You're adults, right? I still say that cuss word phrase. And it's one of my milder ones) This cough is worse than the one that sent her to the hospital over New Year's. I think whatever molds have released their spores in this warm weather have exploded their reactions in her lungs.
That said, if I'm just playing the role of Debbie Doom and the steroids DO keep her out of the hospital....WOOHOOOHOOHOOO!!! We have found the golden ticket. Wouldn't that be exciting!?
I'm waiting for a down moment so I can blog about being gluten free and how much I am noticing about it. AMAZE-BALLS. Apparently, I have a gluten sensitivity. Wow.