Sunday, October 11, 2009

You Kiss Your Mommy With That Mouth?

Parent #1: "Be sure and wipe your booty when you're done."


P#1 to P#2: "You know, when I was in high school, I never expected I'd say a sentence like that."

((Laughs from both parents))


P#2: "What are you doing in there?"

Child: "Kissing the toilet."

P#2: "Don't kiss the toilet!!"


P#2 to P#1: "Now that's a sentence I never expected to say."

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