I'm sure the Doctor would be Thrilled

Mommy, snuggling with son in bed, noticing her cleavage in an old shirt: Uh-oh. My boobies are falling out.

Son: I have an idea!

Mommy: OK! What is it? (Wondering about the seque after her comment)

Son: I'll get a phone and call the doctor!

Mommy: OK! What are you going to say?

Son: That your boobies are falling down and you need some help.

Mommy: Um. Thanks.