Friday, June 08, 2007

Paris Hilton

*Should go back to jail and serve out her sentence

*Should be allowed to serve out her sentence at home due to her mental health issues

*Is a waste of this earth's oxygen and thus, with her every exhale contributes to excessive carbon dioxide and increased global warming.

Discuss.

4 comments:

  1. Option 3 looks very tempting. But really, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. (Tres old skool.)

    Apparently this morning she tried to phone in a court appearance. Um, no. (Sheriff was dispatched to her house to rectify that. Kind of a waste of resources, no?)

    People who think that the rules of society/civilization/the State do not apply to them because of their wealth/power/family/etc piss me off beyond belief.

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  2. Ever since I posted this I've been going "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime"! funny!!

    And pathetically, I'm watching her online as she is driven to the court!

    Busy Friday at work!

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  3. Lock her up. Throw away the key.

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  4. Anonymous6:37 PM

    She should be treated the same as anyone else who commits the same crime and is found guilty of this crime. Of course money buys better lawyers and it seems this makes a huge difference. However, she's got her sentence and she should sit on her hiney and do her time.

    Tough titty.

    Her ciminal record won't have an adverse affect on her employment situation, for which she should be grateful. Employment? Ha! What employment? Exactly. Maybe that's part of the problem.

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